Orangely

I have a thing for bright white teeth.

My Daily Routine

Well, it’s more than a thing. For myself, I must have clean, laser-white teeth. But since I’m too cheap to go to the dentist for the laser white brightness of doom, I use a lot of over the counter products.

1. Twice a day, I use Listerine Pre-Brush Rinse (or the generic equivalent. I have both, they’re the same.)
2. Twice a day, Brush with Crest Healthy Radiance. At least two minutes. It’s more make-sure-every-tooth-is-clean then timed.
3. On Saturday, I use Crest Weekly Clean
4. Also of Saturday, I use Crest Healthy Radiance Weekly Tooth Whitening Strips.

I hate the strips. They taste bad and make me talk funny – but they work so well. The Listerine isn’t so amazing, and likes to be foamy with peroxide. It does its job though. Ah, the pains I go through for vanity.

What’s totally weird though, is that other people’s teeth don’t affect me as much as my own. If it’s totally gnarly, I might take issue, but generally, I’m much more critical of myself than anyone else.