Top 10 Reasons I Fail to do… Anything

10. I procrastinate procrastinating. Figure that out.
09. I miss a class… for 4 weeks straight.
08. I have a professor (the same one for two classes) who really enjoys reading student papers.
07. Said papers are due 5 days apart.
06. Intro to Humanites. Eff that ess in the aye.
05. Full time job. ‘Nough said.
04. I loathe homework. All ninety bajillion assignments.
03. I do things like write blog posts when I should be writing papers. I do things like read the newspaper when I should be writing blog posts.
02. GQ called. I have a serious fashion issue.
01. I just got bored. Find me someone else to talk to.

And for you, Mr. Craig, every time (two words… see? haha) I sit down to do something, I think of approximately 87.3 things I could be doing differently. I have a paper due tomorrow. Haven’t started. I’m screwed.

Reader's Comments »

  1. By Enrico on February 26, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    3. Oh yeah? Where are these mysterious blog posts going if not on your blog?

  2. By Travis on February 26, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Umm…. I never finish them. Or, in the case of the post above, I was writing that post instead of my paper on Fredrick Douglass. :(

    But, I did read the story I was supposed to earlier this afternoon for the paper that is due today. ADD much?

    I have a Dr.’s appointment in an hour. lol

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